Anonymous asked: This is gonna sound like a dumb question... but I just got a mac and I'm messing around with Garage Band. I was wondering what shortcuts you used to add in those cheesy sound effects back when you did the podcast. Laughed my pants off when you guys did that.
joeyacott-deactivated20130510 asked: do you build all your characters in flash? or use a different program then import it?
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Anonymous asked: just saying that your awesome. been following you and your work since CU and Clocksuckers! keep up the good work :D also reading back the " following you" doesn't mean I'm stalking you...your not my type to stalk ;)
Text with the wrong number
Girl: Is this maurice??
Me: Nope. Wrong number
Girl: Bitch i kno itz yu cuzx Rontavius gave mhee yo number fag!!
Me: The she (or he, I don't know what sex the name Rontavius is) gave you the wrong number
Girl: Stop lyin......who is this then??
Me: My name is Joe. I don't know a Maurice or a Rontavious. You were given the wrong number.
Girl: So where yu go to skool at then??
Me: Im 28. I don't go to school
Girl: Shut the fuck up yu little white bitxch and tell mhee where maurice is!!
Me: 1. I am not white 2. I am not Little 3. I am not a bitxch 4. I still don't know who Maurice is
Girl: Do yu know Ciara Mcgee??
Girl: Okay ill just tell her that MOE MAC LUVIN!!!
Me: Okay. Im guessing Maurice may have a problem with that, but I don't know what that means so go right ahead.
Girl: Okay niqqa ill jux txt her rite now then!!
Girl: Im gone forward the message to yu wen im done!!
Me: Great. But you should probably find Maurice's real numberso he can know too.
Girl: Bullshit he got to phone yu dumb motherfucker how the hell am i supposed to get his number and this is thefuckinqq number somebody gave mhee?? I meant two how
Me: Well this is my number and has been for about 4 years so he probably has a number of his own. I would call your friend back and double check the number.
Girl: Who the fuck are yu tawkinqq about now.....how the hell are yu supposed to have my friend number if yu dont even kno him??
Me: You said someone named Rontavius gave you this number. She obviously gave you the wrong one. You should check with her to see if she got if wrong.
Girl: But yu said yu was gone call him yu dumbass white boy!!
Me: I would call your friend back and double check the number. The "If I were you" is implied.
Girl: But whyy did yu say yu was gone call him back??
Me: You don't seem to understand. I was saying that, if I were you, I would calll your friend and check the number. I did not mean I would call her. Like I said, I don't know who or what a Rontavius is.
Girl: Rontavius is a fuckinqq boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maurice i gotta tell yu sumthn fool real tawkk i know this yu its important!
Me: I'm pretty sure I've been telling you for half and hour that I'm not Maurice. If you have something to tell him you need to find his real number.
Girl: WATT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON!!!!! THIS IS FINNA FUCKING PISS MHEE OFF!!!
Me: You texted the wrong number. The solution is to find his number. Just becasue someone gave you a number doesn't make it the right one.
Girl: Man jux fuck ihtt...BYE BITCH ASS NIGGA!!!
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